Swine Flu Humour

This is probably not such a good idea right now.

Let's hope I don't get quarantined or something when I fly back in two weeks.

On the 6 (ala J Lo)

So the first week of my second year in NY was spent in the Bronx. Emily, my ex-housemate, kindly housed me in her apartment, and I took the 6 train back to her place everyday, just like J.Lo did, lol (Her first album was titled On the 6).

So, one of those day, I went to another location in the Bronx, Parkchester. My friend had invited me to her house for dinner. She picked me up at the subway stop, and we walked to her place. Along the way, one of a bunch of Latino guys shouted at her, "Hey girl, my egg roll's bigger than his!" Sexual harassment with a touch of racism. I thought it was hilarious. I mean, at least it was witty! Poor Beli though, she says she has to deal with these verbal harassments every time she walks back home.

The Hotness

Lol. Forget the Real transfer sage, Ronaldo changing his race is the real shocker. And nice shorts, btw.

A Hair of a Difference

Atonement (good, but not a masterpiece)'s Briony Tallis from young to old.

LOL.

That Reaallly Hurts!

Seriously adorable baby siblings, complete with British accents. THE MOST ADORABLE THING IN THE WORLD!

Will this sell more than the usual Britney/Angelina/Lindsay covers?

HAHAHA.

Liverpool to win the EPL? NEVER!!!

Heh.

Yes, it's typically arrogant for a United fan to speak so early. Never good to do so as Sir Alex knows all too well.

a hilarious yet frustrating sight. still love ya, SAF!

And whilst on the subject of all thing red, it was great to see Ferrari doing the 1-2 at the Turkish Grand Prix. Alas it was Massa 1 and Kimi 2. Damn. I doubt either will catch up with the McClaren duo though. The points gap is just too great and McClaren are too consistent. I'm mostly resigned to that already, as long as it's Hamilton and not prissy Alonso!

And I still miss Schumi. Nice to see him do the occasional cameo in the Ferrari crew.

I want to catch Superbad super badly

The Judd Apatow-led team is without a doubt Hollywood's best in comedy right now, with hit after hit like 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up, all of which are actually funny. Adam Sandler who? Anyway, Superbad is their latest work, and it looks fuckin' hilarious! Advance reviews have really been strong and it's bound to be a hit.

Story-wise, it's your typical high school graduation party/coming-of-age movie in the vein of Can't Hardly Wait and American Pie. The plot is perfunctory in such movies of course. Two high school best friends who are about to separate after graduation plan one last hurrah to get laid and fun ensues!

Check out these clips. Warning: NSFW due to explicit language.
The first is a R-rated trailer of the movie.


The film is written by Seth Rogen (the dude in Knocked Up) and he has a small part too. And for the 5 people in Singapore (and about 10 in the US, which thus brought about its cancellation, sadly) who are fans of the absurdist sitcom, Arrested Development, Micheal Cera, who played young son George Michael in the TV show, is one of the co-stars of Superbad. I'm a big fan of Cera. He has brilliant comedic timing and the fact that he stood out in AD even with its stellar cast says a lot. He is enacting his awkward kid persona again in Superbad, one which he has down pat. I hope his career goes places. HE is the star of the new "leading men who don't exactly look like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp thus making them more accessible" generation, not Shia LeBeouf, who hasn't 1/4 of Cera's talents.

This second video is a short scene from the movie. Absolutely outrageous!


The movie opens in the US this coming week and hopefully will come to Singapore soon. By hook or crook, I'll catch it in NYC! And when it comes to Singapore, you guys must as well!

They don't call 'em Rent Boys for nothin'

Found off of RedCafe, a Manchester United forum.

Post Chelsea vs. Man Utd Charity Shield 2007 pictures or How Frank "Half my goals are either deflections or penalties" Lampard remains as captain.

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Heh.